Penguin News is one of Club Penguin’s leading news broadcasts, which can be viewed every evening at 10:00pm Penguin Standard Time on the Lard Beak Productions Channel. Hosted by  grumpiest baldy award winning anchor penguin, Bradford Timberly, the show sheds its own, incredibly unique, and potentially rather misleading light on the days news. And with new things always happening around Club Penguin, who knows what kind of stories this news show will be able to turn into some rubbish about slippers in the future? The possibilities are, quite literally, endless…

Provided that they have something about slippers in them.